what game??
"Mama?!"

bornfromastrider:

The boy squealed excitedly and one foot after another slowly made him way across the ceiling, a big grin on his face. “Wheee!”

They take a circuitous route around the apartment ceiling, and are getting back around the island when the microwave goes off.

"Mama?!"

bornfromastrider:

sburblessdave:

bornfromastrider:

The boy paps Dave’s head gently, as if he was playing the drums and stared at the microwave intensely. “Is awmost done Mama?”

almost
just a couple more minutes
in the meantime do you wanna walk on the ceiling

“Yeah yeah!” He squirmed excitedly.

He lifts him off his shoulders and turns him upside down so his feet can touch the ceiling.

HEE HEE. SOUNDS FUN. I NEED A CUDDLE.

aw heck yeah dude bring it in

HI DAVE. WHAT'S UP?

oh you know stuff and things
playing with lukie
flirting with john
normal day 

:D

hey there smiley

gaksdesigns:

“Tearful” by Christina K

Anonymously ask me, “Would you…”
"Mama?!"

sburblessjohn:

sburblessdave:

if you dont stop being intentionally difficult i will sew your dick to your belly button

mwah.

C:

that face looks all too happy about the prospect

"Mama?!"

bornfromastrider:

sburblessdave:

bornfromastrider:

Lucas clings to Dave’s head and playfully noms his hair.. “Nm, mama nummy, hehehehee~”

Dave is left with a cowlick like none other, but he just smiles.

nummy huh
am i as nummy as some easy mac

“Uh huh.” He giggled and continued to gel up Daves hair in ridiculous directions with his drool. “Eesy mac mama!”

He shakes his head gently and stirs up the noodles in the cup before putting it in the microwave.

if you say so lil dude

"Mama?!"

bornfromastrider:

Lucas clings to Dave’s head and playfully noms his hair.. “Nm, mama nummy, hehehehee~”

Dave is left with a cowlick like none other, but he just smiles.

nummy huh
am i as nummy as some easy mac

sburblessjohn:

sburblessdave:

sburblessjohn:

sburblessdave:

more southerly

my foot.

couple feet north of that

my knees.

if you dont stop being intentionally difficult i will sew your pierce your dick to your belly button

sburblessjohn:

sburblessdave:

more southerly

my foot.

couple feet north of that

sburblessjohn:

sburblessdave:

oh please
there are much better things to cut off my air supply with
also if you kill me i bequeath to you my children

like my fist.

no stop.

more southerly

sburblessjohn:

sburblessdave:

you pinched your nipple while we were talking about your fruitacious self sucking things
good job john
a fucking plus

i’m sleepy!!

shhh.

don’t make me smother you with a pillow.

oh please
there are much better things to cut off my air supply with
also if you kill me i bequeath to you my children