stridersis:
sburblessdave:
There’s a knocking on the door as the temporary babysitter arrives.
“Hey, can I just let myself in, is this a thing I can do?”
oh gosh
please do
i cant find my kid much less the front door
sburblesscal:
sburblessdave:
sburblesscal:
==> You nod. You were trying to make a reason why you couldn’t do this okay? Don’t need to get more things completely wrong.
okay thats cool
johns coming up in a little bit are you gonna show him your shiny new blog
==> You sit the oj down to sign.
-OH, HE SAW IT CAUSE HE FOLLOWED ME!-
-WE TALKED IT WAS FUN!-
oh okay awesome
gonna show him the phone you got last week
sburblesscal:
sburblessdave:
sburblesscal:
sburblessdave:
-ugh please dont mention the prank-
-i still like apple juice-
-and coffee even though he switched the salt and sugar once-
He makes drinks for both of them and takes the bottles he need back over to the couch.
so how bout some minecraft
==> You nod and take the drink sighing happily. Mun knows nothing about minecraft so You just sit on the couch. Hell, you don’t really know much about this game either you can barely use a computer!
It’s on the xbox, but okay.
just watchin tonight kid??
==> You nod. You were trying to make a reason why you couldn’t do this okay? Don’t need to get more things completely wrong.
okay thats cool
johns coming up in a little bit are you gonna show him your shiny new blog
sburblesscal:
sburblessdave:
-ugh please dont mention the prank-
-i still like apple juice-
-and coffee even though he switched the salt and sugar once-
He makes drinks for both of them and takes the bottles he need back over to the couch.
so how bout some minecraft
==> You nod and take the drink sighing happily. Mun knows nothing about minecraft so You just sit on the couch. Hell, you don’t really know much about this game either you can barely use a computer!
It’s on the xbox, but okay.
just watchin tonight kid??
sburblesscal:
sburblessdave:
sburblesscal:
==> You pout and tilt your head.
-AW, MAN. I THOUGHT WE HAD ORANGE I LIKE THAT BETTER.-
-we do-
-sorry i meant also-
-you could also drink one of those-
-theres oj-
HEEHEE
==>You grin up at him.
-OKAY, GOOD!-
-THE APPLE JUICE IS YOUR THING ANYWAY!-
-OR DID YOU GIVE UP ON THAT BECAUSE OF THAT PRANK JOHN PULLED ON YOU?-
-ugh please dont mention the prank-
-i still like apple juice-
-and coffee even though he switched the salt and sugar once-
He makes drinks for both of them and takes the bottles he need back over to the couch.
so how bout some minecraft
sburblesscal:
sburblessdave:
sburblesscal:
-HM I THINK ILL JUST STICK WITH ORANGE JUICE SINCE I CAN BARELY HANDLE BEER!-
==> You stretch and giggle lightly to yourself. Or at yourself. You don’t handle alcohol very well, anyway.
He pats Cal’s head and smiles.
-yeah youre a lightweight-
-if youre not drinking you can drink apple juice or coffee-
==> You pout and tilt your head.
-AW, MAN. I THOUGHT WE HAD ORANGE I LIKE THAT BETTER.-
-we do-
-sorry i meant also-
-you could also drink one of those-
-theres oj-
sburblesscal:
sburblessdave:
sburblesscal:
*You gasp. Oh, you forgot he asked you to have a drink with him.*
-OH RIGHT! SORRY!-
-WHAT DO WE HAVE ANYWAY?-
-uh-
-vodka and cherry coke at least-
-and orange juice-
-i think we have some kahlua too-
-HM I THINK ILL JUST STICK WITH ORANGE JUICE SINCE I CAN BARELY HANDLE BEER!-
==> You stretch and giggle lightly to yourself. Or at yourself. You don’t handle alcohol very well, anyway.
He pats Cal’s head and smiles.
-yeah youre a lightweight-
-if youre not drinking you can drink apple juice or coffee-
sburblesscal:
sburblessdave:
sburblesscal:

>You nod excitedly and snuggle close. This is great. You love being able to type it’s fun! You mime to him how very excited you are about this.
He nods and signs back.
-wow that must be really cool and fun-
-im glad youre excited-
-how about we have a couple of drinks and play some minecraft or something though-
*You gasp. Oh, you forgot he asked you to have a drink with him.*
-OH RIGHT! SORRY!-
-WHAT DO WE HAVE ANYWAY?-
-uh-
-vodka and cherry coke at least-
-and orange juice-
-i think we have some kahlua too-
sburblesscal:

>You nod excitedly and snuggle close. This is great. You love being able to type it’s fun! You mime to him how very excited you are about this.
He nods and signs back.
-wow that must be really cool and fun-
-im glad youre excited-
-how about we have a couple of drinks and play some minecraft or something though-
dullenglishroses:

( WIKIS NO BAD WHY WOULD YOU BE DOWN IN THIS CRITICAL TIME!? anyways, thank you, now I know. //salute )
(( But like, they’re entirely removed. You can’t go into character pages on Wikia and ShoutWiki is GONE. ))
ectobiologisst:
sburblessdave replied to your post: psa
that sounds pretty hot
i mean it is.
but then you add me in and the hotness level gets kind of deducted.
bullshit you are a sexy motherfucker