what game??

stridersis:

sburblessdave:

imagestringsswordsandpacifiers replied to your post: Let’s leave your fate to the numbers…

“Mama! Maaaaamaaaa!”

in here kiddo

He feels his way along the walls for the one bedroom door and opens it wider, as it was already cracked to allow the boys free roam of the apartment. 

There’s a knocking on the door as the temporary babysitter arrives. 

“Hey, can I just let myself in, is this a thing I can do?”

oh gosh
please do
i cant find my kid much less the front door 

sburblesscal:

==> You nod and give an hum of agreement. This phone was really cool! Now that you have a blog you can play on it from there too! Now if only you could find that one thing that talks for you….

awesome

im glad you like it

sburblesscal:

sburblessdave:

sburblesscal:

==> You nod. You were trying to make a reason why you couldn’t do this okay? Don’t need to get more things completely wrong.

okay thats cool
johns coming up in a little bit are you gonna show him your shiny new blog 

==> You sit the oj down to sign.

-OH, HE SAW IT CAUSE HE FOLLOWED ME!-

-WE TALKED IT WAS FUN!-

oh okay awesome
gonna show him the phone you got last week 

sburblesscal:

sburblessdave:

sburblesscal:

sburblessdave:

-ugh please dont mention the prank-

-i still like apple juice-
-and coffee even though he switched the salt and sugar once-

He makes drinks for both of them and takes the bottles he need back over to the couch.

so how bout some minecraft 

==> You nod and take the drink sighing happily. Mun knows nothing about minecraft so You just sit on the couch. Hell, you don’t really know much about this game either you can barely use a computer!

It’s on the xbox, but okay.

just watchin tonight kid??

==> You nod. You were trying to make a reason why you couldn’t do this okay? Don’t need to get more things completely wrong.

okay thats cool
johns coming up in a little bit are you gonna show him your shiny new blog 

sburblesscal:

sburblessdave:

-ugh please dont mention the prank-

-i still like apple juice-
-and coffee even though he switched the salt and sugar once-

He makes drinks for both of them and takes the bottles he need back over to the couch.

so how bout some minecraft 

==> You nod and take the drink sighing happily. Mun knows nothing about minecraft so You just sit on the couch. Hell, you don’t really know much about this game either you can barely use a computer!

It’s on the xbox, but okay.

just watchin tonight kid??

sburblesscal:

sburblessdave:

sburblesscal:

==> You pout and tilt your head.

-AW, MAN. I THOUGHT WE HAD ORANGE I LIKE THAT BETTER.-

-we do-
-sorry i meant also-
-you could also drink one of those-
-theres oj- 

HEEHEE

==>You grin up at him.

-OKAY, GOOD!-

-THE APPLE JUICE IS YOUR THING ANYWAY!-

-OR DID YOU GIVE UP ON THAT BECAUSE OF THAT PRANK JOHN PULLED ON YOU?-

-ugh please dont mention the prank-
-i still like apple juice-
-and coffee even though he switched the salt and sugar once-

He makes drinks for both of them and takes the bottles he need back over to the couch.

so how bout some minecraft 

sburblesscal:

sburblessdave:

sburblesscal:

-HM I THINK ILL JUST STICK WITH ORANGE JUICE SINCE I CAN BARELY HANDLE BEER!-

==> You stretch and giggle lightly to yourself. Or at yourself. You don’t handle alcohol very well, anyway.

He pats Cal’s head and smiles.

-yeah youre a lightweight-
-if youre not drinking you can drink apple juice or coffee- 

==> You pout and tilt your head.

-AW, MAN. I THOUGHT WE HAD ORANGE I LIKE THAT BETTER.-

-we do-
-sorry i meant also-
-you could also drink one of those-
-theres oj- 

sburblesscal:

sburblessdave:

sburblesscal:

*You gasp. Oh, you forgot he asked you to have a drink with him.*

-OH RIGHT! SORRY!-

-WHAT DO WE HAVE ANYWAY?-

-uh-
-vodka and cherry coke at least-
-and orange juice-
-i think we have some kahlua too- 

-HM I THINK ILL JUST STICK WITH ORANGE JUICE SINCE I CAN BARELY HANDLE BEER!-

==> You stretch and giggle lightly to yourself. Or at yourself. You don’t handle alcohol very well, anyway.

He pats Cal’s head and smiles.

-yeah youre a lightweight-
-if youre not drinking you can drink apple juice or coffee- 

sburblesscal:

sburblessdave:

sburblesscal:

image

sburblessdave replied to your post: *He taps the top of Cal’s cap and smiles.* dude get off the computer and come have a drink
*Dave staggers back and hugs him back, grinning against his shirt. When let go, he looks at the screen and nods.* you type in all caps i see

>You nod excitedly and snuggle close. This is great. You love being able to type it’s fun! You mime to him how very excited you are about this.

He nods and signs back.

-wow that must be really cool and fun-
-im glad youre excited-
-how about we have a couple of drinks and play some minecraft or something though- 

*You gasp. Oh, you forgot he asked you to have a drink with him.*

-OH RIGHT! SORRY!-

-WHAT DO WE HAVE ANYWAY?-

-uh-
-vodka and cherry coke at least-
-and orange juice-
-i think we have some kahlua too- 

sburblesscal:

image

sburblessdave replied to your post: *He taps the top of Cal’s cap and smiles.* dude get off the computer and come have a drink
*Dave staggers back and hugs him back, grinning against his shirt. When let go, he looks at the screen and nods.* you type in all caps i see

>You nod excitedly and snuggle close. This is great. You love being able to type it’s fun! You mime to him how very excited you are about this.

He nods and signs back.

-wow that must be really cool and fun-
-im glad youre excited-
-how about we have a couple of drinks and play some minecraft or something though- 

dullenglishroses:

sburblessdave replied to your post: Alfred F Jones (Me) or Gilbert Bieldershmit (I can’t spell his last name XD)?
(( Beilschmidt, and the wikis are both down. ))

( WIKIS NO BAD WHY WOULD YOU BE DOWN IN THIS CRITICAL TIME!? anyways, thank you, now I know. //salute )

(( But like, they’re entirely removed. You can’t go into character pages on Wikia and ShoutWiki is GONE. ))

brostrider-dickprovider:

sburblessdave replied to your photo: theoldestkidyouwillknow: ((i love when i show up…

(( I missed it— what happened to steelandsickfires? ))

i got really freaking tired of logging on to like five million hate messages for my dave

it became a chore

so i deleted him and turntechbassdropper is my new beta session dave

(( ah ))

ectobiologisst:

sburblessdave replied to your post: psa

that sounds pretty hot

i mean it is.

but then you add me in and the hotness level gets kind of deducted.

bullshit you are a sexy motherfucker

littleangrydork:

sburblessdave replied to your post: hey joshie…your daddy would kill you if he could. He’d show you something, have you trust him…and the just let you go, just because you get hurt too much, how sad, i thought he’d always protect you, i bet you did too! Looks like we’re both wrong…

joshie?? joshie where are you i have to go back and get you some clothes from the apartment and i cant leave you here now that bros gone again

*You let out the loudest screech you have ever screeched*

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He pulls up Joshie’s blanket and frowns.

inside voice joshie
come on lets go your seats buckled in and everything